Dear Married & Masturbating

Dear Married & Masturbating,

Yeah yeah, I know… I know your marriage bed is undefiled.  But trading a penis for plastic is not the way to go.  You’ve neglected your husband and clung to sex toys because you’ve suffered and endured a boring and unsatifiying sex life for too long.  I hear you!  May I offer a word or two of advice?

Sex is an art!  You have got to be creative; spice it up and bring the flames.  Go in the kitchen, try the bathroom, if you can fit in the closet together, try that too. 

Sex starves for communication.  Failure to communicate could make what could have been a masterpiece just an ordinary piece of art.  Allow your bodies to communicate with each other.  Let your mind run wild while the body does the talking. 

Get creative, 
Tulip 

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