Dear Woman wanting Implants

Dear Woman wanting Implants,

I want you to know, you were born with enough. You don’t have to add to “you”. Extra boobs, bigger lips, extra posterior are but unnecessary burdens. Adding an extra derriere will make it hard to find a good pair of jeans to fit just right. Big synthetic lips, aren’t that flattering, if you would allow me to be candid. Trust me, you don’t want any extra baggage. YOU ARE. ALREADY. COMPLETE. Whatever you don’t have you are still gorgeous without.

Signed,