Dear Gossiping Woman

Dear Gossiping Woman,

I heard that you’re the best advertiser there is. Thought, I’d reached out and let you know that I need you for my business. Not my personal life but I just started a brand new business. I was wondering since you are spreading my personal business for free if you wouldn’t mind adding my professional business too.

There is NOTHING juicier than a piece of “mélé” (Saint Maarten slang for gossip). I get it. With the exception of, the pain it causes. It will corrode friendship and decay a community. Gossip may be good to hear but the consequences are hard to live with.

Cease and desist my dear friend!

Signed,
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