Dear Envious Woman

Dear Envious Woman,

I will trade you my green pastures that you’ve been peering over the fence, for one week If can tend to it like I can, if you will wake up early in the morning to water it, if you will mow it when it’s needed, if will purchase fertilizer for it, if you can keep people from walking on it, if you can keep it green always… then you can have it. No need to be envious of someone who has worked hard to acquire what they have. Get out there, work as hard and you can procure your own. Stop being envious for what you HAVE. NOT. WORKED. HARD. FOR.

Signed,